Footage from our last rehearsal

Personnel

Joe G; vocals. He can scream, he can sooth, he can howl, he can screech, he can caress, he can blow your mind into a million pieces then pick them all up and build them into a sculpture of the most beautiful swan. Britain's most law-abiding citizen.

Joe T; guitar and backing vocals. Where Joe leads, others follow. Claims to have powers to unlock the mysteries of the universe, a claim often doubted. Unable to correctly pronounce the word "melancholy".

Mike; guitar. If he was an adult film star he'd be called Horatio Schlongstabber.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT VACANT POSITION; BASS. AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORUNITY IS AVAILABLE. APPLY NOW. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Ant; drums. At the age of 7 Ant sufferent a mental breakdown. He was found roaming Basildon quaser wearing just a loincloth with mud smeared across his face and the severed head of his former geography teacher clutched in his left hand by the hair. Since rehabilitated, he is channeling his... creativity into drumming.

Equipment

We use only the finest ingredients from the most organic suppliers:

Shure mics
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ Seymour Duncan Pickups & Orange Drops
Epiphone Casino
Fender Super-Strat
A £75 bass we bought from the back of the Brentwood Gazette from a hammered pub landlord
Orange, Kustom, Marshall and Maine amps
Boss DS-1 distortion and DD-3 digital delay
Pearl Drums

We're a band, don't you know. We're a 5-piece indie-rock beat-combo from Brentwood, Essex, land of the free and the brave. We play original compositions and second-rate covers. If you fancy taking one of our tracks and remixing it into a hippity-hop masterpiece then go for it, we're not going to stop you.

You can listen to some of our tracks at our Myspace account.

We're not a country and western band or anything to do with the Village People. Except Joe.

We have a Facebook, YouTube, Twitter and MySpace (welcome to 2004) account.